Sunday, 24 January 2021

Wall Paint...

 ... can be latex based!

Which other colors should he buy?


8 comments:

  1. What about a nice pink around the hexcode of f18cac

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  2. It must be a great feeling to be married to such a talented handyman who always had new ideas to waste no working material but use it to spice up their sex life.

    Sometimes she would prefer that he asked her before he realized his ideas on her but she didn´t want to distract his genius by some nagging about the loss of limbs, voice and teeth for example.

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  3. I want a latex suit like this =D

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    1. Then get a pot of latex paint from your next DIY market, and find someone to help you get painted.

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    2. Sounds like a good & fun time, to me. 😃

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  4. That is a really bad idea. Latex doesn't transmit heat as efficiently as human skin, and as a result her body temperature would rapidly increase. She'd likely die of heat stroke if she wasn't kept cool.

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    1. We're fantasizing here, so no worries. I would guess wall paint would anyway not be healthy for your skin.

      On the issue of heat.. she's naked apart from the latex, in a garage that does not look too well heated. And if she'd get too warm or too dirty, you'd fix that with a water hose.

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