The loan period...

 ...must be fully exploited.

 More version in the post!!!

Self-experiment...

 ... gone horribly right.

Inspired by Miri M. Cox (from Rapscallion).

They don't care...

 ...about some things.

Last Christmas...

 ... you think you know the song?

I'm not good with rimes, so there's a version without text, and also without presents, and a pic from last Xmas in the post.

Don't blame the boobs...

 ... just enjoy them.

 

 

See in the post how I didn't even have to amputate her arms at all for this image!

Carnal Confirmation...

 ...is what she needs tonight

 

Without caption, without condom and without amputations inside the post!

Porridge...

 ... the food for blowjob-wifes.

Could you live without?

Armless Anne...

...is having fun.

Without caption in the post...