Kinky Stuff: 2022

Wednesday, 5 October 2022

Milking time...

... so please hold still and endure!

A second version with another face after the break...

Fluffy...

... the portable fluffer.

Without cap, without blindfold, and source image after the break...

A date...

... with Xenia!

The caption as text, as well as one more provocative thought about her after the break!

The bare minimum...

...to not catch bad attention.

It is important to adjust oneself to social norms.

Since it is hard to invent new reasons for girls to become armless in my captions, I thought, it is much easier when they are demanded to become armless by law. Then the possibilities for captions are endless! So here's the idea:

Sex workers must be armless! Nobody really understood how this absurd law had managed to be passed a month ago. Somebody had smuggled this tiny clause into a big legislative social care package that was just too good and important to be rejected.

But it has kept every surgeon of the country busy at the ambulant amputation centers that had been built overnight. Once this process is finished, it will be much saver and easier to discern legal from illegal prostitution.

Legal whores will be entitled to free healthcare, and retired whores can even apply for a statuory pension that reflects their time of service!

Pimps were turning in their drugged streetwhores, escort services ushered their girls to get appointments for the procedure. And the law enforcement had raided every known brothel and had taken in every suspected whore until they have been processed...

I will add updates here.

The first 5 parts: Armless Sexworker Law 1-5
Parts 6 to 10: Armless Sexworker Law 6-10
Parts 11 to 15: Armless Sexworker Law 11-15
Parts 15 to 20: Armless Sexworker Law 16-20
Parts 21 to 25: Armless Sexworker Law 21-25
Parts 26 to 29: Armless Sexworker Law 26-29
Part 30: Armless Sexworker Law 30

Please comment on the captions. Feedback keeps me going.

Armless Sexworker Law 30

One new caption in the Armless Law series! Today: Law-Enforcement!

Really happy with this one. Without caption, and source image in the post.

Discount Stripper...

...for the tight budget.

Uncaptioned and source below...

No matter...

...what they cum from...

A motivational poster.

And now some background to the photoshoot. Don't read if you are easily offended by racial slur!!

Suzy Sexretary forced a smile and leaned in against the fake boobs of the ethiopian monkey girl she had to hold hand with. She was not an intolerant bimbo, really! She had never objected to working with fat-assed latinas. Even gooks, those hentai dolls from asia were somewhat ok. She had found out they are often a lot smarter and kinkier than they look.

But a jungle ape? One that could barely speak without drooling onto her own udders? Had somebody forbidden her to swallow? But well, he had asked Suzy to join the models, just for a few pics, and - as always - she was trying to give her best for her boss. No matter how disgusting his commands were.

"There's still something wrong", her boss told the photographer. "Suzy, please help me!" She quickly pushed away from that n**r trash, walked over towards him with a winning smile, kneeled and opened his trousers.

She knew she was good, too good to be placed on one picture with those underbimbos. And so, she worked her lips with joy on his white cock. "Make it messy!" he asked her, and so she made him shoot his seed onto her face and eye-protection glasses.

"Perfect!" he praised her, but then still sent her back to the ethnic bimbo models who had all giggled while watching her do some really good work. "Closer together!" She leaned in towards the idiot monkey. "Girls, smile!" She obeyed, as did the others, and the photographer finally took pictures for the anti-racism campain.

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you, " her boss acknowledged later. "You know, I could not simply cancel the whole shoot, just because of an unprofessional blonde bimbo photo model who refused to hold hands with a 'monkey girl'." Suzy nodded, happy that he did understand her sacrifice.

"But, well, with my spunk on your faces," he continued, "...you almost looked like sisters."

Wait... SISTERS? ... HIS spunk on both OUR FACES?? She burned red with shame and anger. Never ever had she been humiliated so badly! He was just the perfect boss for her.

"Oh, fuck me!" she exclaimed and groped his trousers. "Fuck me NOW!"

Morph without caption, and source image after the break!

Netflix 2...

...more chill?

A possible follow up on Netflix.

How did this excalate that far?

Netflix...

... and Chill?

This comes without a caption, the image speaks for itself.

Although... there are some questions!
Whose attention is she seeking?
Did she prepare herself alone or did she have help?
How far did she have to walk blindly?
Did anyone spot her when she took off her disguise at the front door?
Is this actually the right house?