Monday, 7 August 2017

Not much of a girlfriend...

... but enough?

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  1. She was so happy her boyfriend didn´t break with her after she had this very bad car accident. In the contrary he´s so happy his girlfriend survived and no longer had to do this lousy job as a bank manager.

    In the past she was a nagging bitch, a demanding and prude high class woman who liked to discuss each and everything for hours every evening when he got home from work. But fortunately those times were over.

    It wasn´t nice of him to tell friends and Family she´s lost her vocal chords during the accident as well but it helped. At least there no longer were complaints about her breast enlargement, the lip implants and the teeth removal. He called that "reconstrution surgery" and he loved it.

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    1. "reconstruction surgery"... this damn autocorrect. He probably meant "restriction surgery".

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