The Armless Sexworker Law

Since it is hard to invent new reasons for girls to become armless in my captions, I thought, it is much easier when they are demanded to become armless by law.  Then the possibilities for captions are endless!  So here's the idea:

 

Sex workers must be armless!  Nobody really understood how this absurd law had managed to be passed a month ago. Somebody had smuggled this tiny clause into a big legislative social care package that was just too good and important to be rejected.

But it has kept every surgeon of the country busy at the ambulant amputation centers that had been built overnight.  Once this process is finished, it will be much saver and easier to discern legal from illegal prostitution.

Legal whores will be entitled to free healthcare, and retired whores can even apply for a statuory pension that reflects their time of service!

Pimps were turning in their drugged streetwhores, escort services ushered their girls to get appointments for the procedure.  And the law enforcement had raided every known brothel and had taken in every suspected whore until they have been processed...

I will add updates here.

The first 5 parts: Armless Sexworker Law 1-5
Parts 6 to 10:  Armless Sexworker Law 6-10
Parts 11 to 15: Armless Sexworker Law 11-15
Parts 15 to 20: Armless Sexworker Law 16-20
Parts 21 to 25: Armless Sexworker Law 21-25
Parts 26 to 29: Armless Sexworker Law 26-29
Part 30: Armless Sexworker Law 30

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